Journal of a free Soul
30 Apr
To find a reliable strategic partner in Internet Marketing is always a challenge for those companies who do not have or can not afford to have separate internet marketing department.
There are many scenarios when a company need not to have a separate internet marketing department.
Similarly there are many possibilities when you want a reliable internet marketing company, but HOW ?
The following skill set is important and worth considering when choosing an Internet Marketing partner:
Using client conversation, design questionnaires, market research, and other sources of info, your Internet Marketing Company should partner with you to build from the ground up a Web site that will accomplish those two big Web site goals: attracting and capturing the attention of your ideal customer and the search engines.
If you have any questions in this regard feel free to contact me for further collaboration.
28 Apr
After 10 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no recommendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying; Myfriend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a day.
Manager:- S! o, what fraction of the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3×366 = 122 in days)
Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager! :- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realise that
I was stealing Company money all these days.
Moral – NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
HR=HIGH RISK
27 Apr
A few days back I was working on one of my projects on wordpress and got puzzled when I was willing to customize the default category display of wordpress.
I was willing to Include and Exclude some categories other things like displaying child categories of specific parent categories etc.
After an extesive search I found the reference on wordpress official site at the link: http://codex.wordpress.org/Template_Tags/wp_list_categories
But another problem took over me after that: How to use custom php code in wordpress? Because the TEXT Widget in wordpress enables us to write custom HTML and Javascript but do not allow PHP code. Luckily I got this plugin, which allows us to write custom code in any widget:
http://downloads.wordpress.org/plugin/php-code-widget.1.1.zip